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These guys are slowly on the fast track to musical envy, low budget stardom, bankruptcy and the unemployment line(Yes folks they got it all). Combining their blue collar acoustic folk punk with hints of political confusion, compulsive masturbatory acclaim and non-confrontational misogynistic humor, they will surely carve out a place in your heart and wallet. This band will keep your hands clapping, your toes tapping and your STDs far from thought. L.A. Times writer Neil Foreskin says, “In the land of over saturation of mediocre music they are the best and worst band of the last 72 hours. San Antonio Current says, “I was so relieved when they were finished.” So if you need Electricians, carpentry and cabinet makers, land surveyor and a few minutes of real music, book us at your quaint establishment and pay us!!!